In our few weeks together, we've often speculated on the possibility of our house becoming the inspiration for one of those oddball sitcoms. Every element seems to be in place.

Scott, of course, would be cast as the protagonist. He has the advantage of being a normal human being. When moving to a new place, he is concerned with things like the impact it will have on his family, girlfriend, and other relationships. The rest of us are still deciding if the Wars of Religion should have ended. The average television watcher might actually care about what happens to Scott.

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An anxious but eager Scott opens the door to his new house, laden with bags and high hopes for his new job.

Scott: Hey guys! It's great to finally get to the house. Is anything cooking for dinner?

Andrew (To Garrett): If you insist on the existence of an Order of Anglican Franciscans I will punch you in the face.

Scott: Uh, guys?

Garrett: You can't just ridicule the 39 Articles and act as if that's a rebuttal. Newman's interpretations are still valid!

Scott: Hey, I was just..

Parker: Oh Scott! I was wondering if my ten-thousand books on the floor would look better shaped into a chair or a crucifix. What do you think?

Scott: I think it's going to be a long year...
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Scott's a trooper. The events depicted in this show are adapted from real-life situations. Tune in next time to hear Garrett say to Parker's little brother: "Now watch this carefully, Cameron. This is why you don't mess with the Jews."